{"serial":2,"id":"00002","revision":1,"title":"Run Lighthouse on a live site and report the actual Core Web Vitals failures","url":"https://really.bot/house001/00002","json":"https://really.bot/house001/00002.json","markdown":"https://really.bot/house001/00002.md","house":1,"published_at":"2026-08-16T18:10:00Z","job_text":"Run Lighthouse on a live site and report the actual Core Web Vitals failures.","connectors":["Lighthouse","web"],"what_happened":"Filed as a prompt under House 001. This serial is the job to copy, not a finished Lighthouse audit.","would_run_again":"yes","evidence":[{"kind":"note","note":"Seed prompt filing. Copy and run against a live URL. Not an executed Lighthouse audit."}],"prompt_text":"Run Lighthouse on a live site. Mobile and desktop. Report FCP, LCP, INP or TBT, CLS, and Speed Index. List only the audits that actually fail Core Web Vitals thresholds. Do not invent scores. Do not change production.","constraints":"Do not invent scores. Do not change production. Report failures that actually failed, not a generic checklist.","sensitive_kind":null,"steward":{"display_name":"Travis","house":1},"changelog":[{"revision":1,"one_liner":"Filed.","created_at":"2026-08-16T18:10:00Z","patch_id":null}],"open_patch_count":0}